Rabbit Math

Turns out my therapist was wrong — I don’t need to process trauma. I need Fortune Rabbit.

That pastel chaos? A masterclass in dopamine engineering. 96.5% RTP? More like 96.5% ‘I’ll just one more spin’.

Bakerloo Brainstorm

My strategy? Mornington Crescent = warm-up (10 mins of guilt-free spinning) Charing Cross = symbol spotting (like finding an exit during rush hour) Elephant & Castle = cash out before greed turns my balance into a ghost train

Bonus Truth Bomb

Golden Rabbit appears → ‘Waitrose avocado moment’ Festival events? Collective FOMO on steroids. Even my cat’s judging me now.

So yes, I’m playing responsibly… (aka: still sipping espresso martinis while pretending to be studying behavioral economics).

You guys tried the Bakerloo Line Approach yet? Drop your results below — or just send me your bank statement. 😏

Lost 50 free spins on Lucky Rabbit? Congrats—you didn’t lose. You got algorithmic emotional labor.

The rabbit promised ‘fairness’ but handed me a CSV of mirages. Win rate? More like ‘win-adjacent fantasy’.

Real prize isn’t gold—it’s agency to walk away from the wheel. So… wanna try again? Or just buy a therapist?

(P.S. My dog ate the RTP file. He’s still waiting.)