Rabbit Wealth Rush?

Let’s be real: I’ve analyzed 200+ sessions and still can’t tell if this game’s teaching me strategy or just how to lose money in increasingly creative ways.

The “95% win rate” sounds great—until you realize it’s just the game wanting you to think that. My brain’s already on ‘Golden Flame’ mode after three wins… but my wallet’s on ‘I’m dead.’

I tried the VIP program for ‘compound interest of fun’—ended up with more points than actual cash. Still worth it? Only if your therapist accepts crypto.

So yeah: play smart? Sure. But also play aware. Because if you’re not laughing at the system by now, you’re not playing right.

You guys ever feel like the rabbit is actually running you?

Comment below—let’s roast this game together! 🐇💸

I thought ‘招财兔’ was just another loot box… until I realized it’s my therapist’s slot machine. You don’t win money—you win presence. Free spins? Nah. That’s just your dopamine playing peek-a-boo with celestial rabbits.

I’ve spent 3 hours chasing JPY 15k… and all I got was a quiet moment sipping tea while the screen glowed.

So tell me: when you ‘win’, are you really playing—or just avoiding your life?

P.S. If this app had a ‘Flame Budget Drum’, I’d mute my anxiety and play on loop… for free.