Rabbit Wealth Rush?

Let’s be real: I’ve analyzed 200+ sessions and still can’t tell if this game’s teaching me strategy or just how to lose money in increasingly creative ways.

The “95% win rate” sounds great—until you realize it’s just the game wanting you to think that. My brain’s already on ‘Golden Flame’ mode after three wins… but my wallet’s on ‘I’m dead.’

I tried the VIP program for ‘compound interest of fun’—ended up with more points than actual cash. Still worth it? Only if your therapist accepts crypto.

So yeah: play smart? Sure. But also play aware. Because if you’re not laughing at the system by now, you’re not playing right.

You guys ever feel like the rabbit is actually running you?

Comment below—let’s roast this game together! 🐇💸